im blogging cos kristin told me to
im back, and kris is in norway. sobbbbb. bye bye kristin, damnit.
but im going to s'pore again like next month
oh yes, harry potter was so sososo good, i read it in like 2 days i couldn't put it dwn.
spoof.
For carol and kris<33
harry: ohh i love you ginny, nothing can come between us, though i have an evil ugly scar plastered right on my forehead, i shall hope you could overcome that image and picture me as good looking as ever, as i shall KILL VOLDEMORT. *grins widely, showing an array of pearly whites, as he does this, his glasses fall, revealing you purple zits on the bridge of his nose*
ginny: *looks very disgusted, gazes away to prevent herself from puking.* harry, you are uttuhly beautiful and that scar just enhances your *cough*muculine boyish figure, but i daresay, those glasses, hmm, how can i put it, ummm, THOSE PUTRID THINGS ARE SO FREAKIN' UGLY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL UPROOT YOUR EYEBROWS WITH A PAIR OF TWEEZERS AND IT'LL STILL LOOK BETTER THAN THOSE ..clangs of scap metal designed to fit your face
harry: *looks offended, he starts to cry and then exclaimed* curse you ginny, you DO NOT LIKE MY GLASSES?? DAMNNN YOU¡K CURSE YOU¡K thats it, IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU, YOU UGLY LITTLE RED RODENT .no one insults HARRY POTTERS¡¦ glasses
*malfoy enters, carrying a tray of yellow-y delights*
malfoy: CHEESEEEEE ANYBODY?? , we have chedder,smelly french cheese, my personal favourite, KRAFT. Mozzarella. Spirit, spirit, spirit¡K HALT!!!! CHEESE!!!
harry: i shall try one, say... *taking a huge bite out of the smelly FRENCH CHEEESE* looking hot today malfoy., HMMM seems like you¡¦ve got...SPEERIT.
malfoy: why... thank you potter, looking spiffy yourself, cute glasses, yes, it is quite amazing how you put yourself together, hmmm, fancy a walk, then how bout a candel-light dinnah. oh, then lets say, head over to MY place.
harry: sure
ginny: *gasp* HARRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GAY, SURE, GO WITH... HIM, JUST LEAVE ME, JUST DON'T EXPECT ANYMORE TUNA SANDWICHES, OR YOUR MORNING CUP OF MILO. Spirit is dead and so the 60¡¦s, who needs it.
malfoy:HOW DARE YOU. insulting spirit, your frontal lobes shall be destroyed, shattered into thousands, diminishing. so shall your gluteous maximus so no gas shall be dispersed. *JOOSEPHONE-IOUS, SHRINKENIOUS*
*GASPS IN HORROR as harry¡¦s ass starts to shrivle and his head expanding, causing a lump as disgusting and as large as those on a humpback whale, his butt covered in blubber till it is certainly oversized, he¡¦s deformed beyond sympathy* don't you worry potter, there are always CHEESE sandwiches when im around, and ye know what ginny, big old malfoys got spirittttttt, and you don¡¦t got no speeerit. *wiggles fingers**with tt,they strolled hand in hand*
the.sun.is.eating.me.alive.and.causing.my.face.to.be.a.hospitality.for.zits
<3 ME.LI-EN